All I wanted was to eat a chicken that was smarter than all of the other chickens and absorb its power.

Red, in what is probably the best line in all of television history (via kingsley-klyn)

spangefucker:

my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

(via a-day-to-pierce-the-fall)

http://spillit5sos.tumblr.com/post/90818626926/ever-since-5sos-started-touring-with-1d-groupies

spillit5sos:

Ever since 5sos started touring with 1D, groupies have been a huge topic. It was almost like once 5sos had power and “fame”, they use it to their advantage to get as much action as they please. Now, before anyone says, “Where is your proof there are groupies?” and “So what 5sos have groupies-…

octobore:

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

(via encourage)

Who wants to buy me this? #KimKHollywood #needmoney #kardashian #kkh #player #addme #sopoor PLEASE! :(

Who wants to buy me this? #KimKHollywood #needmoney #kardashian #kkh #player #addme #sopoor PLEASE! :(

Calum Hood's body appreciation post

try-hood:

So recently, a photo of a teenage heartthrob Calum Thomas Hood’s NIPPLE has been real eased on twitter, making the whole 5SOS fam (not just Calum girl) frenzy as they heart-eye-emoji over the amazingly attractive body part

Calum’s been known for having horrifyingly beautiful body, let’s take a…

…And please remember that you were beautiful before he told you that you were.

(via mermaidsongs)

(Source: c-oquetry, via discomforted)

p1ants:

i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u!! beautiful!!!

(Source: artvevo, via a-day-to-pierce-the-fall)

(Source: sstyls, via mucho-niall)